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yungterra:

unclefather:

yungterra:

Now hang on a fucking second

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

yungterra:

unclefather:

yungterra:

Now hang on a fucking second

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

(via earthnation)

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busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

(via kahile34)

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congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

dear god, let it be enough

(Quelle: anarcho-gallifreyan, via the-black-power-ranger)

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heteroh:

when you send a raunchy snapchat to the wrong person

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(via the-black-power-ranger)

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walkingthenarrowway:

saturnineaqua:

kingjaffejoffer:

muzungus:

lightspeedsound:

youngblackandvegan:

morbidguise:

cannibaljackrabbit:

faggotviolence:

professorxvx:

goatinahat:

situationally-studious:

graymonkey:

Wat

was

Lmao

peak whiteness has been achieved.

HA HA HA HA



The “new” word. New to you clueless ass crackers.

you people are literally the worst

PS according to my German speaking hedgeknight who lived in Germany the first 15 years of his life:
Kunstwerk = piece of art
Kunst = art
Werk = creation, work
And according to him, abbreviating it to “twerk” would just never happen at all in German.
So clearly what the fuck is going on. 



lmao
I’m normally not on the “white people must be stopped” bandwagon but this is pretty ridiculous. 

when i showed this to my friends and co-workers (here in Germany) they were like “wait, these people think African dance originated in Germany????”

IS THIS REAL.

walkingthenarrowway:

saturnineaqua:

kingjaffejoffer:

muzungus:

lightspeedsound:

youngblackandvegan:

morbidguise:

cannibaljackrabbit:

faggotviolence:

professorxvx:

goatinahat:

situationally-studious:

graymonkey:

Wat

was

Lmao

peak whiteness has been achieved.

HA HA HA HA

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The “new” word. New to you clueless ass crackers.

you people are literally the worst

PS according to my German speaking hedgeknight who lived in Germany the first 15 years of his life:

Kunstwerk = piece of art

Kunst = art

Werk = creation, work

And according to him, abbreviating it to “twerk” would just never happen at all in German.

So clearly what the fuck is going on. 

lmao

I’m normally not on the “white people must be stopped” bandwagon but this is pretty ridiculous. 

when i showed this to my friends and co-workers (here in Germany) they were like “wait, these people think African dance originated in Germany????”

IS THIS REAL.

(via kawaikunaii)

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ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

(Quelle: uguused, via the-black-power-ranger)

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catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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(Quelle: catsfurever, via heythere-browneyes)

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when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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(Quelle: pantiesofficial, via kahile34)